Breaking News!!
Dear fellow boule enthusiasts (and confused onlookers). It has recently come to my attention that there is a shift in the universe as we know it. With final exams approaching there is a catastrophic imbalance between work and play. "Scientists" have "conclusively" shown that a catastrophic chain of events is now taking place. One man has even called it "troubling", others say it is more "alarming" than troubling. Others have simply shat their pants
With the lack of play: less beers have to be consumed... the ammount of pissing has dramatically decreased... reducing the ammount of toilet flushes...excessive water levels...eventually leading to some kind of "waterworld" as our boules scientists have dubbed it
We can only pray that this disturbing pursuit of intellectual goals ceases sometime in the near future, lest the whole world be plunged into chaos. The boules team will be doing their part to restore universal balance after exams the only way they know how... drinking to the point of near coma. Please join this worthy cause, and get flogged to save our precious planet
posted by Mike @ 12:59 AM
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after that we call the ambulance in advance my friend... I'm thinking we should take an esky of beer to the beach, a few games of frizbee, boules etcetera, a paggle swaggle and away to the land of the drunks
its location is not of this world my jammy friend. revealed only to those who are deemed to be pissed, tipsy or shitfaced. Unfortunately it must be kept secret from its arch-enemy the sobers.
Please, no more questions, I fear we are being watched
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