I just have one thing to say to those who believe alcohol makes you less attractive...

Breaking News!!

Dear fellow boule enthusiasts (and confused onlookers). It has recently come to my attention that there is a shift in the universe as we know it. With final exams approaching there is a catastrophic imbalance between work and play. "Scientists" have "conclusively" shown that a catastrophic chain of events is now taking place. One man has even called it "troubling", others say it is more "alarming" than troubling. Others have simply shat their pants

With the lack of play: less beers have to be consumed... the ammount of pissing has dramatically decreased... reducing the ammount of toilet flushes...excessive water levels...eventually leading to some kind of "waterworld" as our boules scientists have dubbed it

We can only pray that this disturbing pursuit of intellectual goals ceases sometime in the near future, lest the whole world be plunged into chaos. The boules team will be doing their part to restore universal balance after exams the only way they know how... drinking to the point of near coma. Please join this worthy cause, and get flogged to save our precious planet

Desperately the boules team tries to both study and consume ale...to ill effect